● world's okayest startup ● 100% banana, 0% business plan ●
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We're not telling you what it is yet.
No product. No pitch. Just this page, radiating potential.
psst — click anywhere. bananas fall from the sky here.
what do we do?
no.
not telling
still not telling
ok one hint: bananas
the peel list (there is no list)
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